Vampire's Assistant

The trailers looked great! The story looked interesting! The movie looked creepy!

Buddy, buddy - none of the above.

This movie should have definitely been a Made For Tv Movie and nothing more. It is desperately trying to ride on the coattails of the current Vampire Mania that has swept the country inexplicably. It's helping to fill the gap in those poor 8 to 12 year olds who are too young for TrueBlood and Twilight but need some kind of vampire entertainment. In comes The Vampire's Assistant to try and fill that gap!

The entire movie was a setup to either a string of movies or a tv show to follow. Not sure what's in the works but it's obvious they have something in mind, everything was a setup of the characters and the only thing missing was "To Be Continued...." at the end.

It's slow... it's made for kids... it stars a young Ashton Kutcher lookalike who is supposed to be the Good Guy and his best friend who is the Bad Guy. It's not a very good movie. Possibly if you have a young kid who wants to get in on the vampire craze, fine. Maybe.

I really hope this current vampire craze dies off faster than a vampire. It's so tiresome now. TrueBlood was interesting, I am proud to say I never saw Twilght but the 2nd installment of that cash machine is about to be released. Vampire Diaries on tv, there's a vampire comedy coming out that we saw the trailer for today. Yikes.

Speaking of a cash machine - the lines were long today for the Michael Jackson movie. That's one we're so not seeing.

This one gets a '2'

Super Manager Shane served us up our fresh, hot popcorn with a smile. Pueblo Tinseltown was good - movie was not.